A conversation with #2 son

Mom's away picking up #1 at school. I'm sick, working from home. #2 is watching a movie.

Me : "What are you doing with your hands down your pants?"
#2 : "I was feeling my penis" (OK, he's honest)
Me : "What were you feeling your penis for?"
#2 : "B'cuz I wanted to feel what it was like"
Me (holding back laughter) : "Well, what was it like"
#2 : "It's like a Tiger!!!"

No further explanation required, I guess. Hands come out of pants and he's watching his movie again!